This is the first ever entry in my very own blog, a work of literature which will one day be known as the Best Piece Of Writing Since The Torah.
However, I know that computers are the work of the Devil, so there is no way I’m going to write a witty and lengthy first entry with the danger of it disappearing up its own arse.
So, instead I’ll tell you that I’m just about to make myself a lovely sandwich: I will use white bread, and its filling will be ham and cheese. Perhaps I’ll even add some cheese spread, perhaps I won’t. That’s just the kind of living-on-the-edge guy that I am.
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